We Already Know This

If you think twice, you don’t have to say it twice. Just five years ago, if you faded out on page 120, you were still shy of the red zone. Now, opening a hundred and twenty page script makes me moan with inconsolable self-pity and drop my head on my keyboard. 109 looks like fighting…

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Usual Suspects: I hurt for Chazz

Now @chrismcquarrie is a ten out of ten, who the hell would argue? But this is just a terrible thing to do to Chazz Palminteri. From the actual Oscar Winning screenplay by Christopher McQuarrie:                            VERBAL           The D.A. gave me immunity.                              KUJAN           NOT FROM ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. THERE IS           NO IMMUNITY FROM…

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FIRST WE MUST KILL ALL THE CLUNKERS

It’s late, your optic nerves are shriveling, your laptop is so hot it’s burning your thighs. You need to get from here to there, fast. You’re in a weakened condition. You take a shortcut, you shoehorn a raw and bloody slab of backstory into a conversation where it doesn’t belong so you can move your…

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