theleafpile: I’m turning 30 in six months and I need my older tumblr friends to assure me I’m not doing my life wrong. because sometimes it feels like I am. Oh goodness. It doesn’t even start til 40. Everything before then is just the tutorial.

Read more

aiglet12: seananmcguire: argumate: darthsquidious: Does Cthulu count as “something old”? Asking for a friend. please do not raise old gods, new gods, borrowed gods, or blue gods It’s your wedding day honey you raise whatever the hell you want. It’s bad form to sacrifice your wedding guests to the Old Ones, and conversely to invite…

Read more

noirandpumpkinspice: “Why does the third of the three brothers, who shares his food with the old woman in the wood, go on to become king of the country? Why does James Bond manage to disarm the nuclear bomb a few seconds before it goes off rather than, as it were, a few seconds afterwards? Because…

Read more

thesaltofcarthage: knitmeapony: gahdamnpunk: ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾 This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before. the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit…

Read more

Quick Tips for Writing Interesting Villains

myhoniahaka: Give them relationships with other characters. Being a villain doesn’t mean they’re isolated Give them their own set of morals Give them something to care about Consider the reasons why they want to hurt the protagonist Remember that they are human Don’t make them evil for the sake of being evil Keep in mind…

Read more

faequill: fluidpuck: Two fair men lie in water warm and slow, As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart; But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow; Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart. Fuck you

Read more