THE HOT GIRLFRIEND PRIZE
She waits, over there, until it is time for her to be awarded to the protagonist in recognition for his achievements.
JUST THE WORLD’S BEST EVER MOMWIFE
She cares so much. She gets concerned. She just wants to help. She has never needed a drink in her entire life.
MISS READY, WILLING AND ABLE
Whether she’s GIRL 1, PILATES TEACHER or the CUTE CASHIER, her only function is to come on to the protag like she just got sprung from Litchfield Prison.
None of these characters resemble human beings.
Don’t give valuable page space to them. Thrill readers by putting a different spin on minor characters. Hold the cheese.